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A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack.

Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine.

Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack."

The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless.

That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."